Okay so yesterday I went on a lil schpeel about everything and anything. Honestly I loved the feeling of it so here we go again:
1. I think my boyfriend has a disease...not like Rhianna-Chris Brown disease LMAO, but a serious sleeping issue. He can sleep for damn near sixteen hours straight. If there was a sleeping contest no doubt he'd be the last man snoring.
2. I've worked a 10 hour shift today with some of the cattiest, bitchiest servers known to man as I stated in yesterday's blog I really wanna punch somebody why is it that the only song that went through my head today as I worked was Biggy "somebody's Got to die"? Hmmm..very appropriate.
3. So I viewed 3 apartments yesterday the least attractive and grossest was the highest wtf?? you mean to tell me you want damn near 600 for a one bedroom that's tiny and has visible garbage and banana peels in the hallway hmm I'll pass
4.You know what I really want for dinner??? A big ass pitcher of water and a ruby red grapefruit...yep that's it
5. I just ate a green apple that's bigger than my fist (fyi I got a big ass fist...LOL)
7. Just a question when did 27 become old??
8. Umm my energy bill is 350 this month that is SO not normal for a 1 bedroom apartment wtf is REALLY Going on???
9. I'm not a big sneaker fanatic but Pastry kicks are adorable
10. I love make-up with a feverish hot passion, but my application needs help, I have very sensitive watery eyes, and I get sweaty fast so melt-down is damn near inevitable
10. I went to the gym tonight in spite of my cramps
11. .....and damn don't I feel ten times better about my crappy work day
12. Seriously can I get a freakin grapefruit please
13. My mama was 31 when she gave birth to me..and unlike every other 10 year old mother and 25 year old grandma I plan to do the same
14. I wanna buy Nars Orgasm blush simply so I can have an orgasm in my purse LMAO
15. My boyfriend is a musician....his late night beat making is the reason we need to move...if I must be honest
This post made me laugh out loud! Damn girl, you are HIGH-larious. I think you get props for hauling your booty ot the gym and i think I have the same beauty complex; why do we look so damn good in a picture?! hahahhaa.
ReplyDeleteLove this post! OMG! RMAOL!
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ReplyDeletei have a beauty complex too
girl you shouldn't have any beauty complex, u r BEAUTIFUL as well as MISS T. I am going to slap u guyssss-just kidding lol. U have a boyfriend and u have a beauty complex? no way girl, what women looking for a man would say then?lol be fears all the time as always! I am a member of hairlista too, i'll be looking for you there, in the meantime go check my site on fitness that i just started at www.gowildfitness.com, hope to see you there!
ReplyDeleteMy mom had me when she was 31, I love it b/c she doesn't pressure me at all to have kids.
ReplyDeleteI think Etta James can kick Bey's butt. That's why Bey is in hiding... Notice she wasn't at the Grammy's. If 27 is old then I'm in trouble b/c that means I'm officially old. Thanks for stopping by my lil' blog!
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Kendall