Okay so yesterday I went on a lil schpeel about everything and anything. Honestly I loved the feeling of it so here we go again:
1. I think my boyfriend has a disease...not like Rhianna-Chris Brown disease LMAO, but a serious sleeping issue. He can sleep for damn near sixteen hours straight. If there was a sleeping contest no doubt he'd be the last man snoring.
2. I've worked a 10 hour shift today with some of the cattiest, bitchiest servers known to man as I stated in yesterday's blog I really wanna punch somebody why is it that the only song that went through my head today as I worked was Biggy "somebody's Got to die"? Hmmm..very appropriate.
3. So I viewed 3 apartments yesterday the least attractive and grossest was the highest wtf?? you mean to tell me you want damn near 600 for a one bedroom that's tiny and has visible garbage and banana peels in the hallway hmm I'll pass
4.You know what I really want for dinner??? A big ass pitcher of water and a ruby red grapefruit...yep that's it
5. I just ate a green apple that's bigger than my fist (fyi I got a big ass fist...LOL)
7. Just a question when did 27 become old??
8. Umm my energy bill is 350 this month that is SO not normal for a 1 bedroom apartment wtf is REALLY Going on???
9. I'm not a big sneaker fanatic but Pastry kicks are adorable
10. I love make-up with a feverish hot passion, but my application needs help, I have very sensitive watery eyes, and I get sweaty fast so melt-down is damn near inevitable
10. I went to the gym tonight in spite of my cramps
11. .....and damn don't I feel ten times better about my crappy work day
12. Seriously can I get a freakin grapefruit please
13. My mama was 31 when she gave birth to me..and unlike every other 10 year old mother and 25 year old grandma I plan to do the same
14. I wanna buy Nars Orgasm blush simply so I can have an orgasm in my purse LMAO
15. My boyfriend is a musician....his late night beat making is the reason we need to move...if I must be honest